Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / What's this stuff about people being \ | "released on their own recognizance"? | | Aren't we all out on our own | \ recognizance? / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;