Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The optimist thinks that this is the \ | best of all possible worlds, and the | | pessimist knows it. | | | | -- J. Robert Oppenheimer, "Bulletin of | \ Atomic Scientists" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;