Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When you know absolutely nothing about \ | the topic, make your forecast by asking | | a carefully selected probability sample | | of 300 others who don't know the answer | | either. | | | \ -- Edgar R. Fiedler / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;