Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / QOTD: \ | | | Flash! Flash! I love you! ...but we | | only have fourteen hours to | | | \ save the earth! / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;