Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Meantime, in the slums below Ronnie's \ | Ranch, Cynthia feels as if some one has | | made voodoo boxen of her and her | | favorite backplanes. On this fine | | moonlit night, some horrible persona | | has been jabbing away at, dragging | | magnets over, and surging these voodoo | | boxen. Fortunately, they seem to have | | gotten a bit bored and fallen asleep, | | for it looks like Cynthia may get to go | | home. However, she has made note to | | quickly put together a totem of sweaty, | | sordid static straps, random bits of | | wire, flecks of once meaningful oxide, | | bus grant cards, gummy worms, and some | | bits of old pdp backplane to hang above | | the machine room. This totem must be | | blessed by the old and wise venerable | | god of unibus at once, before the | | idolatization of vme, q and pc bus | | drive him to bitter revenge. Alas, if | | this fails, and the voodoo boxen aren't | | destroyed, there may be more than worms | | in the apple. Next, the arrival of | | voodoo optico transmitigational magneto | | killer paramecium, capable of | | teleporting from cable to cable, screen | | to screen, ear to ear and hoof to | \ mouth... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;