Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * This is complicated. Has to do with \ | interrupts. Thus, I am | | | | * scared witless. Therefore I refuse to | | write this function. :-P | | | \ -- From the maclinux patch / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;