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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  The Worst Lines of Verse For a start,  \
| we can rule out James Grainger's        |
| promising line:                         |
|                                         |
| "Come, muse, let us sing of rats."      |
| Grainger (1721-67) did not have the     |
| courage of his convictions and deleted  |
| these words on discovering that his     |
| listeners dissolved into spontaneous    |
| laughter the instant they were read     |
| out.                                    |
|                                         |
| No such reluctance afflicted Adam       |
| Lindsay Gordon (1833-70) who was        |
| inspired by the subject of war.         |
|                                         |
| "Flash! flash! bang! bang! and we       |
| blazed away,                            |
|                                         |
| And the grey roof reddened and rang;    |
|                                         |
| Flash! flash! and I felt his bullet     |
| flay                                    |
|                                         |
| The tip of my ear. Flash! bang!" By     |
| contrast, Cheshire cheese provoked John |
| Armstrong (1709-79):                    |
|                                         |
| "... that which Cestria sends,          |
| tenacious paste of solid milk..." While |
| John Bidlake was guided by a compassion |
| for vegetables:                         |
|                                         |
| "The sluggard carrot sleeps his day in  |
| bed,                                    |
|                                         |
| The crippled pea alone that cannot      |
| stand." George Crabbe (1754-1832)       |
| wrote:                                  |
|                                         |
| "And I was ask'd and authorized to go   |
|                                         |
| To seek the firm of Clutterbuck and     |
| Co." William Balmford explored the      |
| possibilities of religious verse:       |
|                                         |
| "So 'tis with Christians, Nature being  |
| weak                                    |
|                                         |
| While in this world, are liable to      |
| leak." And William Wordsworth showed    |
| that he could do it if he really tried  |
| when describing a pond:                 |
|                                         |
| "I've measured it from side to side;    |
|                                         |
| Tis three feet long and two feet wide." |
|                                         |
| -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic    |
\ Failures"                               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;