Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / You! What PLANET is this! \ | | | -- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of | \ Forever", stardate 3134.0 / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;