Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus \ \ Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c) / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;