Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Here I sit, broken-hearted, All logged \ | in, but work unstarted. First net.this | | and net.that, And a hot buttered bun | | for net.fat. | | | | The boss comes by, and I play the game, | | Then I turn back to net.flame. Is there | | a cure (I need your views), For someone | | trapped in net.news? | | | | I need your help, I say 'tween sobs, | \ 'Cause I'll soon be listed in net.jobs. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;