Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I have made this letter longer than \ | usual because I lack the time to make | | it shorter. | | | \ -- Blaise Pascal / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;