Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /oh my, it's a UP P III. \ | dos it. * joeyh runs dselect | | that ought to be sufficient | \ :) / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;