Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If God had really intended men to fly, \ | he'd make it easier to get to the | | airport. | | | \ -- George Winters / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;