Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Against his wishes, a math teacher's \ | classroom was remodeled. Ever since, | | he's been talking about the good old | | dais. His students planted a small | | orchard in his honor; the trees all | \ have square roots. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;