Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Now the Lord God planted a garden East \ | of Whittier in a place called Yorba | | Linda, and out of the ground he made to | | grow orange trees that were good for | | food and the fruits thereof he labeled | | SUNKIST ..." | | | \ -- "The Begatting of a President" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;