Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Doubt isn't the opposite of faith; it \ | is an element of faith. | | | | -- Paul Tillich, German theologian and | \ historian / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;