Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Thirty white horses on a red hill, \ | First they champ, Then they stamp, Then | | they stand still. | | | \ -- Tolkien / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;