Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Work consists of whatever a body is \ | obliged to do. Play consists of | | whatever a body is not obliged to do. | | | \ -- Mark Twain / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;