Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Chivalry, Schmivalry! \ | | | Roger the thief has a | | | | method he uses for | | | | sneaky attacks: Folks who are reading | | are | | | | Characteristically | | | | Always Forgetting to | | | \ Guard their own bac ... / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;