Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "But are you not," he said, "a more \ | fiendish disputant than the Great | | Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron | | Wrangler of Ciceronicus Twelve, the | | Magic and Indefatigable?" | | | | "The Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate | | Neutron Wrangler," said Deep Thought, | | thoroughly rolling the r's, "could talk | | all four legs off an Arcturan | | Mega-Donkey -- but only I could | | persuade it to go for a walk | | afterward." | | | \ -- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;