Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man is crawling through the Sahara \ | desert when he is approached by another | | man riding on a camel. When the rider | | gets close enough, the crawling man | | whispers through his sun-parched lips, | | "Water... please... can you give... | | water..." | | | | "I'm sorry," replies the man on the | | camel, "I don't have any water with me. | | But I'd be delighted to sell you a | | necktie." | | | | "Tie?" whispers the man. "I need | | *water*." | | | | "They're only four dollars apiece." | | | | "I need *water*." | | | | "Okay, okay, say two for seven | | dollars." | | | | "Please! I need *water*!", says the | | man. | | | | "I don't have any water, all I have are | | ties," replies the salesman, and he | | heads off into the distance. | | | | The man, losing track of time, crawls | | for what seems like days. Finally, | | nearly dead, sun-blind and with his | | skin peeling and blistering, he sees a | | restaurant in the distance. Summoning | | the last of his strength he staggers up | | to the door and confronts the head | | waiter. | | | | "Water... can I get... water," the | | dying man manages to stammer. | | | \ "I'm sorry, sir, ties required." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;