Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics \ | is not fully human. At best he is a | | tolerable subhuman who has learned to | | wear shoes, bathe and not make messes | | in the house. | | | \ -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;