Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "What's that thing?" \ | | | "Well, it's a highly technical, | | sensitive instrument we use in computer | | repair. Being a layman, you probably | | can't grasp exactly what it does. We | | call it a two-by-four." | | | \ -- Jeff MacNelley, "Shoe" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;