Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / It's documented in The Book, \ | somewhere... | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <10502@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV> / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;