Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hanlon's Razor: \ | | | Never attribute to malice that which is | | adequately explained | | | \ by stupidity. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;