Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / It's not the valleys in life I dread so \ | much as the dips. | | | \ -- Garfield / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;