Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I can't understand why people are \ | frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened | | of the old ones. | | | \ -- John Cage / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;