Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Banacek's Eighteenth Polish Proverb: \ | | | The hippo has no sting, but the wise | | man would rather be sat upon | | | \ by the bee. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;