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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ When you are in the middle of a story   \
| it isn't a story at all, but only a     |
| confusion; a dark roaring, a blindness, |
| a wreckage of shattered glass and       |
| splintered wood, like a house in a      |
| whirlwind, or else a boat crushed by    |
| the icebergs or swept over the rapids,  |
| and all aboard powerless to stop it.    |
| It's only afterwards that it becomes    |
| anything like a story at all. When you  |
| are telling it, to yourself or to       |
| someone else.                           |
|                                         |
\ -- Margaret Atwood, "Alias Grace"       /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;