Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Assembly language experience is \ | [important] for the maturity and | | understanding of how computers work | | that it provides. | | | \ -- D. Gries / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;