Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / An Ada exception is when a routine gets \ | in trouble and says 'Beam me up, | \ Scotty'. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;