Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just about every computer on the market \ | today runs Unix, except the Mac (and | | nobody cares about it). | | | \ -- Bill Joy 6/21/85 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;