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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ There's a trick to the Graceful Exit.   \
| It begins with the vision to recognize  |
| when a job, a life stage, a             |
| relationship is over -- and to let go.  |
| It means leaving what's over without    |
| denying its validity or its past        |
| importance in our lives. It involves a  |
| sense of future, a belief that every    |
| exit line is an entry, that we are      |
| moving on, rather than out. The trick   |
| of retiring well may be the trick of    |
| living well. It's hard to recognize     |
| that life isn't a holding action, but a |
| process. It's hard to learn that we     |
| don't leave the best parts of ourselves |
| behind, back in the dugout or the       |
| office. We own what we learned back     |
| there. The experiences and the growth   |
| are grafted onto our lives. And when we |
| exit, we can take ourselves along --    |
| quite gracefully.                       |
|                                         |
\ -- Ellen Goodman                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;