Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by \ | the side of the stream, and looked at | | himself in the water. | | | | "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it | | is. Pathetic." | | | | He turned and walked slowly down the | | stream for twenty yards, splashed | | across it, and walked slowly back on | | the other side. Then he looked at | | himself again. | | | | "As I thought," he said, "no better | | from *____this* side. But nobody | | minds. Nobody cares. Pathetic, that's | | what it is. | | | | -- A. A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh," | | Chapter VI, "In Which Eeyore | | | \ Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;