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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Eeyore, the old grey Donkey, stood by \
| the side of the stream, and looked at  |
| himself in the water.                  |
|                                        |
| "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it   |
| is. Pathetic."                         |
|                                        |
| He turned and walked slowly down the   |
| stream for twenty yards, splashed      |
| across it, and walked slowly back on   |
| the other side. Then he looked at      |
| himself again.                         |
|                                        |
| "As I thought," he said, "no better    |
| from *____this* side. But nobody           |
| minds. Nobody cares. Pathetic, that's  |
| what it is.                            |
|                                        |
| -- A. A. Milne, "Winnie the Pooh,"     |
| Chapter VI, "In Which Eeyore           |
|                                        |
\ Has a Birthday and Gets Two Presents"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;