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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Leslie West heads for the sticks, to   \
| Providence, Rhode Island and tries to   |
| hide behind a beard. No good. There are |
| still too many people and too many      |
| stares, always taunting, always         |
| smirking. He moves to the outskirts of  |
| town. He finds a place to live -- huge  |
| mansion, dirt cheap, caretaker          |
| included. He plugs in his guitar and    |
| plays as loud as he wants, day and      |
| night, and there's no one to laugh or   |
| boo or even look bored.                 |
|                                         |
| Nobody's cut the grass in months.       |
| What's happened to that caretaker? What |
| neighborhood people there are start to  |
| talk, and what kids there are start to  |
| get curious. A 13 year-old blond with   |
| an angelic face misses supper. Before   |
| the summer's end, four more teenagers   |
| have disappeared. The senior class      |
| president, Barnard-bound come autumn,   |
| tells Mom she's going out to a movie    |
| one night and stays out. The town's up  |
| in arms, but just before the police     |
| take action, the kids turn up. They've  |
| found a purpose. They go home for their |
| stuff and tell the folks not to worry   |
| but they'll be going now. They're in a  |
| band.                                   |
|                                         |
\ -- Ira Kaplan                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;