Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / acme-cannon (3.1415) unstable; \ | urgency=low | | | | * Added safety to prevent operator | | dismemberment, closes: bug #98765, | | | | bug #98713, #98714. | | | | * Added manpage. closes: #98725. | | | | -- Wile E. Coyote| \ Sun, 31 Jan 1999 07:49:57 -0600 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;