Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * Culus thinks we should go to trade \ | shows and see how many people we | | | \ can kill by throwing debian cds at them / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;