Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / miracle: an extremely outstanding or \ | unusual event, thing, or | | accomplishment. | | | \ -- Webster's Dictionary / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;