Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / double value; /* or your money back! */ \ | short changed; /* so triple your money | | back! */ | | | | -- Larry Wall in cons.c from the perl | \ source code / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;