Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Life may have no meaning, or, even \ | worse, it may have a meaning of which | \ you disapprove. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;