Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN \ | MALES | | | | SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The | | Hacker (homo computatis) Description: | | | | Gangly and frail, the hacker has a high | | forehead and thinning hair. | | | | Head disproportionately large and | | crooked forward, complexion wan and | | | | sightly gray from CRT illumination. He | | has heavy black-rimmed glasses | | | | and a look of intense concentration, | | which may be due to a software | | | | problem or to a pork-and-bean | | breakfast. Feathering: | | | | HOMO COMPUTATIS saw a Brylcreem ad | | fifteen years ago and believed it. | | | | Consequently, crest is greased down, | | except for the cowlick. Song: | | | \ A rather plaintive "Is it up?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;