Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No plain fanfold paper could hold that \ | fractal Puff -- He grew so fast no | | plotting pack could shrink him far | | enough. Compiles and simulations grew | | so quickly tame And swapped out all | | their data space when Puff pushed his | | stack frame. | | | | (refrain) Puff, he grew so quickly, | | while others moved like snails And | | mini-Puffs would perch themselves on | | his gigantic tail. All the student | | hackers loved that fractal Puff But DCS | | did not like Puff, and finally said, | | "Enough!" | | | | (refrain) Puff used more resources than | | DCS could spare. The operator killed | | Puff's job -- he didn't seem to care. A | | gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to | | be the end, But Puff trapped the | | exception, and grew from naught again! | | | | (refrain) Refrain: | | | | Puff the fractal dragon was written in | | C, | | | | And frolicked while processes switched | | in mainframe memory. | | | | Puff the fractal dragon was written in | | C, | | | | And frolicked while processes switched | \ in mainframe memory. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;