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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ No plain fanfold paper could hold that  \
| fractal Puff -- He grew so fast no      |
| plotting pack could shrink him far      |
| enough. Compiles and simulations grew   |
| so quickly tame And swapped out all     |
| their data space when Puff pushed his   |
| stack frame.                            |
|                                         |
| (refrain) Puff, he grew so quickly,     |
| while others moved like snails And      |
| mini-Puffs would perch themselves on    |
| his gigantic tail. All the student      |
| hackers loved that fractal Puff But DCS |
| did not like Puff, and finally said,    |
| "Enough!"                               |
|                                         |
| (refrain) Puff used more resources than |
| DCS could spare. The operator killed    |
| Puff's job -- he didn't seem to care. A |
| gloom fell on the hackers; it seemed to |
| be the end, But Puff trapped the        |
| exception, and grew from naught again!  |
|                                         |
| (refrain) Refrain:                      |
|                                         |
| Puff the fractal dragon was written in  |
| C,                                      |
|                                         |
| And frolicked while processes switched  |
| in mainframe memory.                    |
|                                         |
| Puff the fractal dragon was written in  |
| C,                                      |
|                                         |
| And frolicked while processes switched  |
\ in mainframe memory.                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;