Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Brace yourselves. We're about to try \ | something that borders on the unique: | | an actually rather serious technical | | book which is not only (gasp) | | vehemently anti-Solemn, but also | | (shudder) takes sides. I tend to think | | of it as `Constructive Snottiness.' | | | | -- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of | \ Networking Style" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;