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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  I'm sure that VMS is completely        \
| documented, I just haven't found the    |
| right manual yet. I've been working my  |
| way through the manuals in the document |
| library and I'm half way through the    |
| second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I |
| should find what I'm looking for by mid |
| May. I hope I can remember what it was  |
| by the time I find it.                  |
|                                         |
| I had this idea for a new horror film,  |
| "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe "The   |
| Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC". It's based  |
| on Hitchcock's "The Birds", except that |
| it's centered around a programmer who   |
| is attacked by a swarm of binder pages  |
| with an index number and the single     |
| line "This page intentionally left      |
| blank."                                 |
|                                         |
\ -- Alex Crain                           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;