Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'm sure that VMS is completely \ | documented, I just haven't found the | | right manual yet. I've been working my | | way through the manuals in the document | | library and I'm half way through the | | second cabinet, (3 shelves to go), so I | | should find what I'm looking for by mid | | May. I hope I can remember what it was | | by the time I find it. | | | | I had this idea for a new horror film, | | "VMS Manuals from Hell" or maybe "The | | Paper Chase : IBM vs. DEC". It's based | | on Hitchcock's "The Birds", except that | | it's centered around a programmer who | | is attacked by a swarm of binder pages | | with an index number and the single | | line "This page intentionally left | | blank." | | | \ -- Alex Crain / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;