Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The sight of death frightens them \ | [Earthers]. | | | | -- Kras the Klingon, "Friday's Child", | \ stardate 3497.2 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;