Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________ / Government [is] an illusion the \ | governed should not encourage. | | | \ -- John Updike, "Couples" / --------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;