Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is enough to make one sympathize \ | with a tyrant for the determination of | | his courtiers to deceive him for their | | own personal ends... | | | \ -- Russell Baker and Charles Peters / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;