Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Historical Slumming: \ | | | The act of visiting locations such as | | diners, smokestack industrial sites, | | rural villages -- locations where time | | appears to have been frozen many years | | back -- so as to experience relief when | | one returns back to "the present." | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;