Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Best Mistakes In Films \ | | | In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. | | Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists four | | of the cinema's greatest moments which | | you should get to see if at all | | possible. | | | | In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks | | with Dorothy Dandridge down a street; | | and the entire film crew is reflected | | in the shop window. | | | | In "The Wrong Box", the roofs of | | Victorian London are emblazoned with | | television aerials. | | | | In "Decameron Nights", Louis Jourdain | | stands on the deck of his fourteenth | | century pirate ship; and a white lorry | | trundles down the hill in the | | background. | | | | In "Viking Queen", set in the times of | | Boadicea, a wrist watch is clearly | | visible on one of the leading | | characters. | | | | -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic | \ Failures" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;