Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When my fist clenches crack it open, \ | Before I use it and lose my cool. When | | I smile tell me some bad news, Before I | | laugh and act like a fool. | | | | And if I swallow anything evil, Put you | | finger down my throat. And if I shiver | | please give me a blanket, Keep me warm | | let me wear your coat | | | | No one knows what it's like to be the | | bad man, | | | | to be the sad man. Behind blue eyes. No | | one knows what its like to be hated, | | | | to be fated, To telling only lies. | | | \ -- The Who / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;