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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ To code the impossible code, This is my \
| quest -- To bring up a virgin machine,  |
| To debug that code, To pop out of       |
| endless recursion, No matter how        |
| hopeless, To grok what appears on the   |
| screen, No matter the load,             |
|                                         |
| To write those routines To right the    |
| unrightable bug, Without question or    |
| pause, To endlessly twiddle and thrash, |
| To be willing to hack FORTRAN IV To     |
| mount the unmountable magtape, For a    |
| heavenly cause. To stop the unstoppable |
| crash! And I know if I'll only be true  |
|                                         |
| To this glorious quest, And the queue   |
| will be better for this, That my code   |
| will run CUSPy and calm, That one man,  |
| scorned and When it's put to the test.  |
|                                         |
| destined to lose, Still strove with his |
| last allocation To scrap the            |
| unscrappable kludge!                    |
|                                         |
| -- To "The Impossible Dream", from Man  |
\ of La Mancha                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;